Theory on the Pursuit of Love

I have a theory, as everyone does. It's reguarding the pursuit of love. I've decided that there are three types of pursuers. The first kind are the cheap and volgur seekers. They aren't actually in the pursuit of love, but just a night of lust that will drown out the loneliness, also keeping them far enough from getting too "involved." We will call the group of people the sheep. The next group i'd like to refer to as lions, because they are the initiators. They are those looking for the whole package; a great relationship with someone who makes their clock tic. They get out there and look, they ask, they initiate. The third group is the elephants, my own kind. Those of us who want just what the lions want. Someone to hold on to, to call, to kiss, to laugh with, only problem is we are way to reserved to initiate the relationship. We wait for someone to notice us. Now here is where it really gets complicated. The lions go for the sheep, and always wind up disappointed, while the elephants stand quitely in the corner listening to the lions sob story hoping in anticipation that when they are done they will look up, they will realize that we've been here all along, just waiting, but they don't. They let the elephants dry their tears and then they turn around and go back to find another sheep.

Well i'm here to say in behalf of the elephants, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. I don't care if your heart was broken, welcome to the freaking club. If you want a real relationship, wake up and smell the billions of flowers that surround you. They may not be roses, but who wants a rose anyway? They are thorny and unoriginal. So change your tactics, change your stratigies, or change whatever the freaker you need to change so that next time you go to ask a girl out, you'll think again and ask out someone who is worth it.

And thats all there is too it.

New and Improved

The name of this blog is very Ironic, because I am a firm believer that the phrase "New and Improved" is completely controdictory, however I felt it appropriate because this is the first post of what shall be followed by a regular updated blog.








In Celebration of this new and profound improvement, I felt it only appropriate that I write about the person who inspired me to become a legit blogger, my roommate Laurel Rasmussen.
Laurel is the bomb, and I wanted to publically (although i'm not sure how public this is considering probably not that many people will read this) thank her for all that she is done for me. Lately she's been kind of questioning her decision to move to Logan, however I don't. I know exactly why she was supposed to move here. It was for me. And whether or not there is another reason it just really doesn't matter because she has made all the difference in my life, and that is a big deal. You see, I moved down here on a wim, completely last minute, just acting on my gut. I didn't necessarily have any friends down here, just people I knew from high school, and I signed myself up to live in an apartment where I knew approximately zero of the other girls. Well good news someone was watching out for me and knew just what I needed. Laurel has been the best roommate anyone could ask for. I clicked with her almost immediatley, and she has been there for me 100% through what has been some of the hardest times of my life. She's the definition of a true friend, and I absolutely love here.

So snaps for Laurel and the new blog.

Keep is Classy....